Weight gain magic is my favorite kind of wizardry!
You’re probably wondering what the hell you’re going to discover right here, aren’t you? To be honest, I’m not sure. All I know is that I should open my little black book of weight-gaining spells and potions and see if I can find anything that might help you. Something that will not betray you…
Give me a second; I need to turn off the lights in my room and light some candles, because my book will not open in any other case—it despises synthetic mild. It made my life difficult until now because I became angry, so I’m trying to avoid it as much as possible now.
Okay, enough of this nonsense. The Black arts are waiting for you.
The Magic Potion Formula
This potion is likely one of the most potent on the market, so proceed with caution when attempting to boil it. The first order of business is to obtain the necessary components.
What is it that I’m hearing—you have no idea where to get these? Unfortunately, you may have to do your own research—I can’t give you too much information or my black arts certification may be revoked for revealing too much… You can find them if you look around, but if you have enough gold, you can easily get them!
- The root of Angelica archangelica. Make positive you’re absolutely certain that you’ve got recognized it correctly, in any other case the implications could be dire!
- A pinch or two of Gentiana lutea. Also identified as the Bitter Root, it can be discovered principally within the mountains of central-European nations.
- The plant identified as Blessed thistle.
Once you’ve obtained the necessary potion components, all that remains is to make some tea with them. Just make sure to start with small amounts and see how your body reacts. You will almost certainly find the taste to be extremely bitter; unfortunately, this is the case for almost all of the weight gain potions known to man.
Pregnant women, beware: this potion is not for you! And, to be honest, I strongly advise consulting a herbalist before attempting to make it yourself, though if you’re conservative with the dosage (more on this below), everything will be fine.
What Should I Expect After Drinking This Potion?
It will get your stomach acids boiling-boiling, I assure you! You’ll be hungrier than ever before, and you may find yourself needing to eat, eat, eat! What does this imply? It implies that you can acquire, acquire, acquire! Of course, there is the issue of weight.
Just make sure not to include more than 1 gram of each ingredient in your potion. If your stomach does not become irritated, you are free to increase the dosage by up to 2 grams per ingredient—if you truly feel the need for it, that is it.